Monday, February 15, 2016

Love.com

The minlenials are both cursed and blessed with technology. Kids in this day and age are given technology straight out of the womb. This is not an exaggeration. It is a sincere right of passage into this world. They minute an infant leaves they hospital their are showered with  gifts. Happy day after birth here is your blanket, pacifier 1000, and and let's not forget their iPhone 6s. I got my first cell phone my freshman year of high school. It looked like a drug dealers burner cell. Now kids know how to play Temple Run before they can read. You positive affect technology has had on my generation besides people lacking social skills is people lacking social skills in online dating. Instead of a poem and roses, swiping right means they love you. I'm so negative about technology and online dating their is no way in hell I would be on websites such as Tinder, MeetMe, and OkayCupid. #JK I'm a millennial of course I have had all of them. Surprise, I met my long term boyfriend on line. It is  crazy how they match people on some of these sites! Oh my Jesus! You watch Orange is the New Black and he just got out of jail for possession on cocaine. Do I hear wedding bells? I hope when minlenials become parents they don't start naming their kids with hashtags and emojis, but all I have to say to this is #progress.

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