You won't regret these terrible puns

I regret. I regret many of things. The real question is who doesn't? People don't realize that even though words aren't tangible, they are still permanent. Permanence is what I lost through my words, and through and through I regret. I regret not telling you how much you meant to me. I regret not thanking you more. I regret never saying what was on my mind, but what I regret the most is what I did say. You are not a bad friend. You never were. Now you are gone. Not dead, but gone. I am dead. Dead to you. What would I have said? Sorry? No. I love you. Yes.