Pet peeves of the average college student.

Dear fellow college students and professors,
We all grew up seeing what college was like in the movies, and perhaps we were slightly misinformed. My college experience has been nothing in comparison to American pie it has been more like High School Muscial. This is because I sing in the shower when no one is around, so here are my 20 biggest pet peeves being a freshman at a small university:
1. That one kid in class that never has to study to get a 100%. Thanks AP classes for nothing!
2. That same kid always questioning your study methods. You know who you are.
3. Also studying for hours and getting a worse threads then that person. Oh yeah. We all know that person. If you are that person, run.
4. That onet creepy professor that always laughs at his own jokes. Yes, the one whose cats understand him.
5. The food.
6. Being that person who always goes home, and when you choose to stay everyone leaves. Either you have bad luck, or everyone hates you. They hate you.
7. When professors believe that their class is the only one you have. Don't be one of those.
8. Teachers that give you an assignment at the end of their class period, and then make it due that evening. Professors listen here. We have band practice, work, football, dying grandma's, and annoying boyfriends. Please take our schedules into consideration
9. Those weird kids that don't wear shoes. Oh wait that's just Lewis University.
10. When the party on the floor below you goes well into the night and cuts into your homework time. What was that? Oh that was my iPod? Crap I forgot again I go to a Catholic school. No parties.
11. That girl on your floor who is always partying, and it seems to only affect everyone else around them.
12. That same girl who is always late to class and gets no consequences.
13. That person who songs way loud to in the shower. Oh wait that's me.
14. Hereing the person in the room across from you, have a crazy praying session with her bed creaking. There is no other reason to be telling "Oh my God" so loud in a Catholic college.
15. Those who bring their inappropriate humlr from highschool and force others into uncomfortable situations where they are forced to laugh. Like what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza...
16. Over protective parents that are constantly sending you money and care packages. Ha. Score. My parents are awesome!
17. That annoying chick with parents that spoil her.
18. That person who neflixs all day with her computer blaring orange is the new black
19. That girl who thinks she is everyone's mother away from home. One mom is enough. You're just an awful, annoying sheltered child.
20. The worst of all.... Theater majors....